Life Is Like A Box of Cereal

Crunch... The feeling between my teeth
Heavenly goodness... Oh so sweet
Mezmorizing colors please the eye
C'mon give fruit loops a try!

If that's too sweet, please don't fret
Cheerios might be your best bet
Honey Nut, Frosted, Cinnamon too!
So many choices... What to do?!

Too many options, possibly
Let's stick with cocoa crispies
Chocolately flavor tickles the tongue
For all ages, old and young!

If those choices don't satisfy
Give Honey Bunches of Oats a try
Roasted almond... Banana even!
Will surely bring some stomach pleasin'

There is just ONE thing you must not do!
Drown that cereal withmilk... You fool
All that white evil pouring out
Will be the death of you.

Ok, this is coming from a lactose intolerant chick
But regardless... Don't pour it
Besides calcium... It's worth shit.

So enjoy the satisfying crunch of life
Oh... That's a good cereal too

So pour a bowl, enjoy and chew.